Shorty got em apple bottom jeans, boots with the furr. She got the whole club lookin at herr.
She hit the floor, next thing you know, shorty got...?
LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW.
2008, you've been awesome. Heres hoping 2009 will be as obedient.
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Dearest sweet child of mine.
Okay so you’re not exactly a child neither did I produce you to qualify for you being my child but the general drift of sentiment is there. Happy birthday once again. With my rate of filling this place up with content, it felt like yesterday when I posted the peace treaty for your previous birthday. Its amazing how with your capacity to hold secrets (and jenn for that matter) you’ve managed to surprise the daylights out of my ageing heart when I wanted to do the same to you when you would supposedly arrive, but you’re here, you’re back and that’s all that matters. So happy birthday fetus (this is apparently the new spelling for the word) and thank you for being the ‘lif’ in my ‘life’. Love you woman.
got crabs?
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The kid who wants to be a chair when she grows up ;)
and i'm pretty darn sure you'll make an excellent chair in the future, dezhobay.with special thanks to the dream team
and an awesome possum fabulous ugly chicken, whom i think i look exactly like.
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E: Are you as thankful as i am thankful to God for giving me such an elegant nose?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: WTF!?
E: Ok i didnt think it was that funny
Me: Its funny cause its random.
Me: But yes, im sure my gratitude is along the same levels as yours to God for your nose.
Me: Has it reaped you any benefits?
E: Yeah i can rest my glasses on it quite elegantly
Me: ah
Me: On various noses, glasses dont look as appealing?
E: Just not as elegant.
Me: ah
Me: Have you compared?
Me: I'm pretty sure mine looks pretty darn elegant too.
E: No you're not ceylonese and hence you cant have an elegant ceylonese nose and therefore you're glasses wouldn't look quite as elegant as mine when they rest upon your nose.
Me: What makes you think that it is the ceylonese who have the most elegant of noses let alone you owning an ideal elegant one?
Me: You have absolutely no proof whatsoever to support your argument.
E: Proof 1: people have told me i have a nice nose
Proof 2: the mirror wont lie
Me: Proof 1: biased.
Proof 2: hallucination.
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konnichiWHOA!
see you guys there :)
see you guys there :)
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best high quote ever courtesy of cousin.
"dont pour too much whisky, you'll dilute the ice."
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HELL YEAHHHH!
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